I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Humour was a big part of growing up. It was a valuable currency in our household to be funny. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
I could lose so much weight if I just switched to red wine from eight beers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
We cannot all be great, but we can always attach ourselves to something that is great. — Harry Emerson Fosdick Copy Share Image
We all know he was talented but he was also a very smart, kind, funny individual and his personality and presence will… — Chamillionaire Copy Share Image
I've said it before and I'll say it again. The U.S. Geological Survey has told me that the proven potential for oil… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the bad part of town, meaning there was… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I named it 'Girl Problems,' I knew I would be inviting some interesting questions and some funny questions, but that was… — Chris Lane Copy Share Image
My girlfriend broke up with me because she says I listen to way to much Linkin park but in the end it… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
I'm always on the road, and I drive rental cars. Sometimes I don't know what's going on with the car, and I'll… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I love films. It's really funny, actually. Like, I see a lot of smaller movies. But a lot of these big, epic… — Anya Taylor-Joy Copy Share Image
Relationships Nowadays: First week I love you baby! Second week we are forever! Third week single. be back latter — Anonymous Copy Share Image
