That person in class that always acts like theyre damn Albert Einstein. Calm the hell down bro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Viral videos aren't just about being funny. They're about identity creation. — Ricky Van Veen Copy Share Image
Girl your face is not a Coloring book. Chill with that Make up! ;) — Sandeep Shergill Copy Share Image
You can always chase a dream but it will not count if you never catch it. — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than a 200 lb snatch, if you know what I mean. — Brad Sherwood Copy Share Image
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
When you're a comedic actor and you're used to just getting laughs, it's kind of scary to go serious, even for a… — Megyn Price Copy Share Image
They'll crucify you for staying the same, and they'll crucify you for change. I'd rather be crucified for changing. — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
A lot of comedic things are a real science - comedy has so many layers that I, at least, didn't see before… — Renee Rapp Copy Share Image
May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“FatherMichael has entered the room Wildflower: Ah don’t tell me you’re through a divorce yourself Father? SureOne: Don’t be silly Wildflower, have… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
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