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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a hard act to follow, because when I'm done, I take the microphone with me. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
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Once, after a long week, I felt so insecure that I decided to make a list of people who thought I was… — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
At Rada, I was cast as Lady Macbeth and tried to do it as seriously as I could, but people still started… — Daisy May Cooper Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the eureka moment of knocking off a song that didn't exist before - I won't compare it to sex,… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
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