Christmas is telling you that you could never get to heaven on your own. God had to come to you. — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
I've had very bleak experiences in hospitals, but they were also sometimes very funny. — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
I don't see myself as celebrity like other people do. I just think that's funny. — Darci Lynne Farmer Copy Share Image
A funny line can never exist on its own. It needs to be surrounded by mood and circumstances. — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
You don't get called up to the national team because you tell good jokes, you are funny, you are handsome or because… — Mario Kempes Copy Share Image
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car,… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Lay it on me" "I was trying to. Geez, woman, make up your mind," Fane hold her, eyes glowing. She threw one… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
It's funny, when your happy you never learn anything because nothing in your life is going wrong. We learn the most through… — Hero Copy Share Image
Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such… — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
“The Rangers were founded over one hundred and fifty years ago, in King Herbert's reign. Do you know anything about him?" Halt… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
