To God all things are fair and good and right, but men hold some things wrong and some right. — Heraclitus Copy Share Image
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Of all the things in life that could frighten you, you worry about my driving? — Megan Marie Copy Share Image
If we had sex, I'd buy you a coffee the next morning if the line wasn't too long at Starbucks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like… — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense… — Stephen Crane Copy Share Image
“We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Sex in the nineties is boring. The problem is that it has gone from an active act to a spectator sport. We… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP… — Sadie Copy Share Image
I woke up and I just saw all these things, like 'RIP Skai Jackson,' and I'm like, 'Why do people think I'm… — Skai Jackson Copy Share Image
It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
