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It's most difficult to score a comedy. Where are the limits? When does music become gimmicky or stupidly funny? — Alexandre Desplat Copy Share Image
The most advanced nations are always those who navigate the most. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I believe that all women are pretty without makeup- but with the right makeup can be pretty powerful. — Bobbi Brown Copy Share Image
“Make sure the seaweed lies flat.' 'Okay.' 'Leave an inch below the knee.' 'Okay.' 'It's got to be loose enough to put… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Suddenly I began to wonder how to please so many people. do I take the magnesium citrate? What about the coffee enema?… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
Weird Al was something that kids would listen to. It's funny, super funny, smart. It's just kind of jokey. I remember hearing… — John Gourley Copy Share Image
I just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Dogs: YOU'RE HOME! OMG I LOVE YOU! Cats: Greetings human. As you have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it. I'll be… — Asmaa Copy Share Image
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips,… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
In 2003, my mom actually gave me a call, which is funny because she works at the European Union in Brussels, Belgium,… — Anthony Levandowski Copy Share Image
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
