The Jewish cabal is out to get me.

I am a practicing Catholic, but my lineage is Jewish, so if someone asks me if I'm Jewish, I say yes.

— Neve Campbell

There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

— Woody Allen

Through these offices it was my privilege to get to know almost every Jewish person, and those whom I did not come to know…

— Anonymous

The Jewish part of me is superstitious.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

I was raised Jewish, my wife was raised Catholic. Though we respect each other's heritage, and while many of our friends are deeply religious,…

— Steven Levitan

The American Jewish left gets a lot of press time. But the American Jewish right does not. And in many ways, the American Jewish…

— Michael Oren

When the Jewish state of Israel is strong, Jewish communities worldwide are also strong.

— Robert C. O'Brien

Being "Jewish" is way stronger culturally than it is religiously.

— Gene Weingarten

In 19 years growing up in Israel I had no Jewish friends. Zero.

— Nuseir Yassin

“Jewish food is a matter of text expressed on the table.”

— Michael W. Twitty

“Good Christ, a Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die!”

— Philip Roth

I remember my own life as a small boy, son of Jewish immigrants, in a janitor's flat on Orchard and Stanton streets on the…

— Jacob K. Javits

When you're 5 ft. 5 in., have a round Jewish face and wear glasses and refuse to wear contacts, you're going to get offered…

— Rick Moranis

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

— Henny Youngman

“...the Palestinian Arabs' obsession with the Jews and rejection of all political compromise was inspired by Islamic teachings as well as by European fascism.”

— Sol Stern