We are not called upon to do all the good possible, but only that which we can do. — Theodore Guerin Copy Share Image
You are as real as a spray on tan on a women with fake tits and 5 pounds of makeup on! Keep… — Derick Menendez Copy Share Image
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My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it. — Confucius Copy Share Image
I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Your stupid, insane, ugly, and annoying but that's okay I'm like that to we're best friends and that's all that matters we… — Amber Copy Share Image
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I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and… — Jonathan Davis Copy Share Image
Thinks its funny when girls use slutty profile pics to get attention, might as well have a status that says my shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't write on set. I also - in a funny way, I don't really differentiate between the writing and directing. I… — Alex Garland Copy Share Image
I have comedic things in my stuff, but I don't consider myself a comedian. I'm just a YouTuber, I guess just a… — Ryan Higa Copy Share Image
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