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Ted Nugent

(1948) Guitarist United States

212 quotes in 1347 categories

Nugent attacks Democrats for ignoring immigration laws and claims they could not win without that stance. He boasts about staying sober at 62, keeping his ponytail erect, and loving BBQ as essential nourishment. He also stresses that protecting habitats and holding people accountable matters more than saving individual animals.

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Ted Nugent is a guitarist from the United States, best known for Kill It & Grill It.

Quick Facts About Ted Nugent

Born: December 13, 1948
Nationality: United States
Profession: Guitarist
Notable works: Kill It & Grill It

About Ted Nugent

He also went by the nicknames Uncle Ted, the Nuge and Motor City Madman. The Amboy Dukes formed in 1963 and played psychedelic and hard rock. Nugent’s solo debut albums were Ted Nugent (1975), Free‑for‑All (1976) and Cat Scratch Fever (1977), plus the live Double Live Gonzo! (1978); all were certified multi‑platinum in the United States. His most recent album, Detroit Muscle, came out in 2022. In 2023 he announced the “Adios Mofo Tour” as a farewell, but he has kept performing.

Quotes by Ted Nugent

Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em.

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If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

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If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

Idiot

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Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.

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I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.

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Music is the great connector.

Connectors

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Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.

Bad behavior

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When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.

Bad guy

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While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.

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Name me a society that doesn't love barbeque. It doesn't exist. Mankind is barbeque celebration.

Celebration

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Apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.

Apartheid

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Lance Bass needs to quit worrying about outer space and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food.

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Trump represents the ultimate anti-status-quo suckerpunch.

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For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.

Family

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I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.

Computers

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[Donald] Trump November 2016 could truly be the long-awaited wake-up call America desperately needs.

America

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I take really good care of myself. I promised myself long ago that I would never miss a hunting season, never poison…

Alcohol

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All my songs instinctively erupted from my guitar and lyrical visions followed the spirit of the music, bot image wise and rhythmical…

Dreams

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I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate…

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Those that are goofy enough to believe the outrageous lies and hate spewed about me in the mind-numb media are inconsequential and…

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They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and…

Art

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I dont partake in assembly-line convenience. I dont say that killing things is bad while I hire people to kill things for…

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Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart,…

Dad

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Sometimes too much tolerance can kill you. If you are tolerant of people poisoning themselves to death they will drag you down.…

Death

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I currently perform the most important political duties an American has the responsibility to perform - I experiment in self-government on a…

Accountability

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I hunt deer because they aren't capable of higher forms of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to…

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Pat Buchanan... was fired by MSNBC for doing nothing more than voicing his rock-solid conservative thoughts on the otherwise failing network... The…

Agendas

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The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great…

Antelope

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The heartbreak of runaway corruption, abuse of power and indefensible criminality by our government and media should, must inspire all good we-the-people…

Abuse

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I indeed do respect all people for the positives in their life. Sadly, there comes a time of diminishing returns in the…

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To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child…

Bad guy

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I'm a lucky, lucky man. I mean, the people I surround myself with are so inspiration. They're so motivational and they're so…

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I so wreak of logic and commonsense that it is obviously very refreshing in this world of otherwise soulless politically correct denial…

Dedicated

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Those original, black, spirited, defiant, rebellious musical masters. Chuck Berry was one of the first masters of Les Paul's new electric guitar;…

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The hunting season is sacred. It's been sacred in my life since birth. I've never missed a hunting season in 64 years.…

Birth

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I'm aware of Yusef Lateef and Sun Ra and John Coltrane. My music cup runneth over. I try to encourage people: don't…

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I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.

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My love is like a tire iron.

Endearment

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Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

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I really have the American dream licked.

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Ted Nugent by topic

People (24) America (19) Song (18) Life (16) Gun (16) Thinking (14) Music (14) Guitar (14) Rocks (13) Hunting (13) World (12) Inspirational (12) Men (11) Law (11)