Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully. — Ralph Bakshi Copy Share Image
Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
I want one thing I can point to and say, 'that is good, and it's a part of me.' — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Dear Spongebob, it's been more than 10 years, you're not getting your license — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Mirror: awh! you look good today! so pretty! Camera: ahaha! is that a girl or adog? paper bag that face pleaaaseee! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's Facebook status updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He presents me with what is always an acceptable gift who brings me news of a great thought before unknown. He enriches… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I remember playing that tennis game with the two sticks, 'Pong.' That was crazy when I first saw it. It's funny to… — Ben Wallace Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend takes so much time to get dressed not because she wants other men to like her but because she wants… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We are more easily led part by part to an understanding of the whole. -Facilius per partes in cognitionem totius adducimur — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
“You slutty, little whore.” Her lips twisted cruelly. The sun hit her eyes and reflected a flaming red color, her pupils narrowing.I… — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
Unfortunately the ppl who would do the most good w/ a large sum of $ are often the same ppl who have… — Hal Elrod Copy Share Image
