I can't improve on how the Bible expresses itself, so I don't even try. — Larry Norman Copy Share Image
I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
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No matter how Poor you think you are., If you have A Family, you have Everything & Rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never thought of myself as an entrepreneur before I started this. I just like to build things. — Andrew Mason Copy Share Image
You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about that. But I can… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I think that women, especially women in my job, come to me because they know I'm very loving and nonjudgmental and I'm… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I bought Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1415926, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows RSVP, The Best of Windows, Windows Strikes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I'm not disciplined at all. I barely function. But I get a lot done. I take days off all the time, but… — Simon Sebag Montefiore Copy Share Image
You're in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh, to make memories. not to constantly be upset, hurting and crying.. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
