I want to kill the sexiest person in the world, but suicide is a sin. :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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In honor of Bastille Day, I promise not to mispronounce my many requests for a menage a trois. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not what you say, but what you do that defines your individuality — Shayan Italia Copy Share Image
Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. — Jim Lehrer Copy Share Image
A Fool will love thrice at a joke, 1. When others are laughing (2) when he knows its a joke (3) and… — Agbessi Charles Copy Share Image
“I picked up the nearest weapon I could lay my hands on: a stapler. I lifted it, going for “menacing.” I admit… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I find it so funny how people that don't write the music, and have no involvement in it, can make such huge… — Cher Lloyd Copy Share Image
Every hairstyle I have is funny because my barber is a standup comedian by the slightly unfortunate name of Paul Sweeney. His… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
Don't let anything stop you. There will be times when you'll be disappointed, but you can't stop. Make yourself the best that… — Sadie Tanner Mossell Alexander Copy Share Image
Dumb ass people who think it's funny to make fun of someone who don't talk much like really just remember the quite… — Any Copy Share Image
“Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
A lot of people who do drama say comedy is the hardest thing, but, not wanting to sound like a bighead, comedy… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
