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A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder. — A. R. Gurney Copy Share Image
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Upon looking back from the end of the last chapter and surveying the texture of what has been wrote, it is necessary,… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
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