(71 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)
Loading...Apple = vitamins
Vitamins = power
Power = work
Work = money
Money = girlfriend
Girlfriend = tension
Tension = heart attack
Heart attack = death
See what all problems an apple can make:p
(40 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)Loading...Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u look at the mirror - HORROR
(28 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
"Pakistan Zindabad"
(162 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
(73 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers"
(18 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)Loading...In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with Saquib
Survey repot
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says kuhawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha
(33 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)Loading...Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
(30 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...><(((:>
I send you this fish
as a sign of our
FRIENDSHIP please
take care of it, Keep it
in your mobile.
Daily put your mobile in water,
So dat this fish wont die.
(12 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.
(18 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)Loading...Manager:
Sorry, but I can't give you a job.
I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right.
In fact I'm just the right person in this case.
You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
(17 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
(28 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5)Loading...U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.