(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading...Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay,
Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay,
Aap ko lagta hai hum kuch nahin sochte ap k bare main.
Per hamari her baat main aap ka hi ziker hota hai..
(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.
(14 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...Fursat main jub kabhi wo yaad aata hai,
Dil main sirf aik hi sawal aata hai,
Yaad kartay hain jisay hum..!!!
kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai
(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji's hard work what
do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Zindagi ki kashti kab lagay, koon say kinaray,
Kab isay milay gi, man chahi baharain,
Jeena to paray ga hi kaisay bhi pyaray,
Kabhi doston ki bheer main, to kabhi tanhai k saharay
(12 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Na guzarna Eid k din masjid ke paas se,
kahin log chand samajhkar apna roza na tod den...
aur ho ke khafa khuda aap se..
kahin khubsurat log banana na chor dey
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...Kuch rishte anjaane mein ho jate hai
pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hai
kehte hain uss daur ko dosti
jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai
(30 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?
Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.
(10 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Kaash woh naghmay hamain sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar yun aansu aaye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.