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I'm flower but rose is u....

I m a fl¸wer
but
ROSE is U,

Im star
but
MOON is U,

I m stone
but
DIAMOND is U,

I m the sky
but
SUN is U,

I m the LIGHT
but

LOAD SHEDDING IS U

Hamain aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,

Hamain aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

Most dangerous weapons

The Two Most dangerous Weapons In
The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs

1. A Girl's Smile
&

2. A Girl's Tears.

Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain

Aankhon ki zuban woh samajh nahin patay,
Hont magar kuch bhi keh nahin paatay,

Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain,
Koi hay jis k bina hum rah nahin patay.

Number and Network

Hi,
My name is
€BUBBLI€

My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND

Number always OLD
But
Network always new

Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata

Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata,
Ishq k mareez ko araam nahin aata,

Aey dil tornay walay tuney yeh to socha hota,
Toota howa dil kisi k kaam nahin aata.

Marital Life and Fight

2nd day after wedding

Bubbli-
Mom I got in fight with my husband

Anti Misba-
It's part of marital life

Bubbli-
Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body

Father 2 his son

Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time,
dont call me Papa
After some days.......
father: how is your result?
Son: Sorry Zaheer sb

Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti

Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
Amanat main kabhi kayamat nahi hoti,

Dil ko sambhal kar rakhna,
Meri dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahi hoti.

Nannay sey dil me armaan koi rakhna

Nannay sey dil me armaan koi rakhna,
Duniya ki bheer main pehchan koi rakhna.

Achey nahi lagtey jab rahtey ho udas,
In hoto pe sada muskaan wohi rakhna.

Throw Butter

Why did Bubbli throw a butter
Out of the window?
.
.
Cause Bubbli wanted to see
Butterfly

Keep in touch

The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever,
do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me,
from d money which u r saving by not messaging me,
so keep in touch :-)