Aamir khan in lagaan
(50 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)
Loading...Who was d 1st indian crickter
2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score century in d same mtch &
hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england?
AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN
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SMS / Text Messages
(50 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)Loading...Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!
(35 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)Loading...A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But.....
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling..... &
Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!
No 1 will touch ur mom
(72 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
"So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
Check returned back
(40 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
I will buy banana, u keep the peel
(24 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : Rs.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
Qualities a friend must have
(43 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend
You will always be my friend
(9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME
&
beyond DISTANCE!
Be a millionare within few months
(32 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)Loading...Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
& u will b a millionare within few Months.
"Allah k naam par dey de baba"
Failure has positive feedback
(14 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)Loading...Every failure has sOme pOsitive feedback..
FOr Example,
Type the wOrd 'Rejected' In dictiOnary mOde..See what u get.
It's Amazing!
Miss me or Hate me
(310 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)Loading...Miss me
or
Hate me
both r in my favor,
If u miss me
I'll always b in ur heart,
If u hate me
I'll always b in ur mind
Near ones are not dear. Dear ones are not near.
(21 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...Near ones are not dear. Dear ones are not near.
Itz easy to remember the near ones,
but very difficult to forget the dear ones...!!
In heaven together we were in a big hall
(38 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)Loading...In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.