Boy to friend:
Dekho voh ladki meri taraf
dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi,
jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi
to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
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Door ka Bhai
(13 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
Loading...Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..
Girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don
(12 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do¢â‚¬Â¦..!!:-)
Mansha Handsome
(10 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
Tum to sab ki nani ho
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,
jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi
(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.
Missed SMS
(14 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading....
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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se
(11 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5)Loading...1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,
Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)