Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
"jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja"
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ........."
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Air hostess pathan se
(14 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)
Loading...Air hostess pathan se:
Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
(18 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)Loading...Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,
karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar.......
customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
(12 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola
"Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata"
Suno ghour se pepsi walo
(15 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...Suno ghour se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
Hai na hum pure hindustani.
Memon and banana shopkeeper
(15 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain
(20 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)Loading...Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
Ghalat salat message ghalti se ho gaya
(15 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)Loading...Sorry! galti se ye
msg aap ko send hogaya..
neeche mt parhna, neeche
ghalat salat likha hoa hai..
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ghalat salat..