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Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja
GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja,
Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye main ne aap ko bheja
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- Koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!
- Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin
- Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota
- Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
- T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?
- Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?
- 1 line main bol biwi chahiye
- Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do
- isi liye main usay le ja raha hon
- Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,
- ibadat main 2 chizain
- DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
- Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai
- Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
- Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay
- ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena
- Main maa Bannay wali hoon
- Sardar : bathroom main shair tha
- Dil main tum, dharkam main tum
- bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
- bottle main Pepsi say zyaada ....
- Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata
- Main churail hoon
- Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai
- Main ullu ka patha ...!
- main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
- Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
- Main nay pocha chand say
- Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
- Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!
- Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon
- Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
- Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,
Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi, k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!
1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p
Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to
1 night bijli chali gae... PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY: oye kam se kam pankha to chala day. BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat... pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."
Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay, Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay. Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost. GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.
Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain, Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ aur Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay {Hazrat Ali R.A}
DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night(S)
Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"
Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay, Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay, ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay, Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay, . . . . . "AMMI BHOOT"
ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena
Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..
1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p
Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE UÂ
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... IÂ MISS UÂ
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?" Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."
A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.
Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai, Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai, Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai, Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,
1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]
Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho? Man: 12 Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge. Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye! Aahaa! .................................. SMS kerne walay ki tasvir thori na ati hay:p
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu!
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"