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Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

Applicant: I'm the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.

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How old is your father?

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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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When she is in problem again

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Thought of the day:
"if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!"

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People like u r remembered forever

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Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

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An old rich man marries a young girl.

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An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

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We will now upgrade your brain

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We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!

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7 Angels came 2 Me

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7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
.
.
.
.
..
Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

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Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

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Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

"Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service".

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