Who let you get on the horse
You witch's child?
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Can't understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k...:p:d
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Y elephants r large, gray & wrinkly?
(11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
Loading...Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?
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Because
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If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''Aspirins" ;->
Himesh to magnify picture
(11 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5)Loading...What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->
Attitude of girls
(42 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
"i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->
Feel d difference of boy / girl
(20 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)Loading...If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer"
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feel the difference;)
Purity of honey
(19 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Man standing on the scale
(17 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)Loading...Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
We can attack in any direction now!
(22 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)Loading...Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
Fatman sitting in a train cabin
(26 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
(15 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
(19 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)Loading...Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
(20 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
"Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service".