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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Mental hospital is not so far

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

I say she’s no good!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

posted in Funny SMS

Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

posted in Funny SMS, Kiss SMS

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS

What is the difference between monkey and donkey

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

There’s a bomb in my garden!

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

posted in Funny SMS



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