Kya Kahe ki Kuch Kaha Nahi jaata,
Dard-Meetha hai par Saha Nahi jaata,

Dosti Ho gayi hai is Kadar aapse ki,
Bina yaad kiye Raha Nahi jata?

GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I'd come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies

You can't do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!";-)

barso baad na jaane kaun kaha hoga,
hum dono me se na jaane kaun kaha hoga,

phir milna hua to milenge khwabo me,
jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me

A beggar to another beggar:
I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday.
Another beggar: how?

First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,
I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner.

When the bill came, i said, i had no money.
The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.
I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.

Zakham itnay gehray hain izhaar kia karain,
Hum khud nishana ban gaye hain waar kia karain,

Mar gaye ham magar khuli rahein aankhain,
Ab is say ziyadah unka intezaar kia karain...

Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

Na janay Q hamain ansu bahana nahin aata,
Na janay kion haal-e-dil batana nahin aata,

Kion sathi bichar jatay hain hamaisha hum se,
Shayud hamain hi dosti nibhana nahin aata...

Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off...!
STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"
Principal shock...!
Student rocks....! B-)