Funny Quote by Yheeps

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

— Steven Wright

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

— Alfred Newman

Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that.

— Ryan Higa

“We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.”

— MAD Magazine

Guys, your home should never smell like artificial food: candy canes, gum drops, lemon bars. I mean, I will consume lemon bars in mass…

— Brooklyn Decker

When life throws you lemons, throw them back and scream How does THIS lemonade taste?!?

— DaniAlla And Her BFF

When life throws you lemons, throw them back and scream How does THIS lemonade taste bitch?!?

— DaniAlla And Her BFF

In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got…

— Felicia Day

“I started seeing poetry from a strictly consumerist perspective as poets serving up beverages. Most, maybe like 97 percent or something, serve lemonade. You…

— Martinus Hendrikus Benders

“I do not buy bottled lemon juice. The taste is so different from freshly squeezed juice.”

— N.T. Alcuaz

It's one thing to make lemonade out of lemons, another to proclaim that lemons are what you'd hope for in the first place.

— Gary Marcus

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

— Anonymous