Living Quote by Alfred Newman

“We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.”

— MAD Magazine

Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that.

— Ryan Higa

My lemonade contains artificial flavoring. My laundry detergent contains real lemons. Fuck everything.

— Yheeps

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

— Steven Wright

It's one thing to make lemonade out of lemons, another to proclaim that lemons are what you'd hope for in the first place.

— Gary Marcus

When life hands you lemons, screw it, do you honestly know how to make lemonade?

— Braden Walker

I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me.

— Baron Hill

When life hands you lemons,turn them into lemonade

— Bo Bennett

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

— Wanda Sykes

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.

— James Brady

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

— Ricky Gervais

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

— Anonymous