Artificial Quote by Steven Wright

My lemonade contains artificial flavoring. My laundry detergent contains real lemons. Fuck everything.

— Yheeps

Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that.

— Ryan Higa

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

— Alfred Newman

“We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.”

— MAD Magazine

Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.

— Sandra Bullock

“I do not buy bottled lemon juice. The taste is so different from freshly squeezed juice.”

— N.T. Alcuaz

It's one thing to make lemonade out of lemons, another to proclaim that lemons are what you'd hope for in the first place.

— Gary Marcus

It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health.

— Maud Grieve

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

— Ricky Gervais

As with lemon juice, the more sorrel you use, the more it has to be balanced with something sweet, starchy or creamy - it's…

— Yotam Ottolenghi

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

— Lance Armstrong

When life hands you lemons make lemon aide

— Anonymous