Lemons Quote by MAD Magazine

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

— Alfred Newman

“When life gives you lemons, don't make a lemonade, be original and eat them by itself.”

— Catherine

Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that.

— Ryan Higa

“when life gives you lemons dont make lemonade. take the seeds and plant a lemon tree, nurish this tree until it starts to have…

— Werner Svednsen

“You gotta learn to make lemonade out of lemons.”

— Christopher Anderson

“When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons”

— Vince Guthrie

“When life gives you lemons you make lemonade”

— Jeremy Martelle

It's one thing to make lemonade out of lemons, another to proclaim that lemons are what you'd hope for in the first place.

— Gary Marcus

“Make me a drink strong enough to wash away this dishwater world, they said was lemonade.”

— The Shins

“When life gives you lemons, you are supposed to make lemonade. But what if you don't want to ruin that perfectly good lemon just…

— Kim

My lemonade contains artificial flavoring. My laundry detergent contains real lemons. Fuck everything.

— Yheeps

“When life gives you lemons, ask for lemonade powder because you don't know how to make lemonade with lemons.”

— Keaton Witmer-Gautsch