When life hands you lemons squeeze them in someone's eyes then run like hell!! :) — Samira Ferreira Copy Share Image
“when life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?” — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let them wonder how you did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or… — Diane Lane Copy Share Image
I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on… — Alice Temperley Copy Share Image
I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon. — Cate Blanchett Copy Share Image
Anytime the perfume of orange and lemon groves wafts in the window; the human body has to feel suffused with a languorous… — Frances Mayes Copy Share Image
Anyone watching '30 Rock' always knew Tina Fey was playing a fictionalized version of herself, a workaholic comedy writer who also plays… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When life throws you lemons you have two options: make lemonade or throw them back and ask for something sweeter! mangos...pineapples...yum :) — MilanaMay Copy Share Image
I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Diseases happen in acidic environments, so it's very important to keep your body alkaline. Keeping a diet high in leafy greens, spring… — Valentina Zelyaeva Copy Share Image
I want everybody to go jump in the ocean to see for themselves how beautiful it is, how important it is to… — Sylvia Earle Copy Share Image
Harnessing adversity is a discipline tailored to a world of unpredictable outcomes--a world where one can disturb, but not wholly direct, a… — Richard Pascale Copy Share Image
The court decided, based on its reading of our precedents, that the effects test of Lemon is violated whenever government action creates… — Anthony Kennedy Copy Share Image
For me, if there's anything that would represent me and my style of cooking, it would be a seafood platter. Maybe a… — Chuck Hughes Copy Share Image
Melting pot Harlem-Harlem of honey and chocolate and caramel and rum and vinegar and lemon and lime and gall. Dusky dream Harlem… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
My fellow Wilmington, North Carolina native Meadowlark Lemon is a true national treasure. I watched him play for the Harlem Globetrotters when… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
No test... no testimony. You can not make lemonade with sugar alone... you must have some sour lemons. You can not learn… — Les Brown Copy Share Image
She had known happiness, exquisite happiness, intense happiness, and it silvered the rough waves a little more brightly, as daylight faded, and… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
His thumb went back and forth over the satin, as if he were rubbing her hip as he had when they’d been… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng,… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
The summer has seized you, as when, last month in Amalfi, I saw lemons as large as your desk-side globe-that miniature map… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
“You know… I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade … GET MAD! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!… — Cave Johnson Copy Share Image
“Remember this, for it is as true and true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The… — Ina May Gaskin Copy Share Image
