My juicer is not meant to squeeze lemons; it is meant to start conversations — Philippe Starck Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons... I eat them... — Guardian/Hommie G Copy Share Image
“Make me a drink strong enough to wash away this dishwater world, they said was lemonade.” — The Shins Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and pie and leave people wondering how you did it. — Unknow Copy Share Image
Just cause life gives you lemons doent mean you have to make lemonade, Sometimes its smart to tell life no thank you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out… — Emma O'Connor Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee Copy Share Image
Life is like a lemon... You can either cut it perfect, or have lemon juice get squirt in your eye and be… — Taylor Ferris Copy Share Image
Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate… — Brenda Shaughnessy Copy Share Image
...with each new book of mine I have always the feeling that this time I have picked a lemon in the garden… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and… — Ron White Copy Share Image
In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because… — Felicia Day Copy Share Image
“Roses and violets from summer gardens, sun-drenched Sicilian lemons squeezed of their juice and mingled with juniper from the frozen north. Saffron… — Laura Madeleine Copy Share Image
Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. “I thought you must be dead …” he said simply. “So did… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I never was much of an oyster eater, nor can I relish them 'in naturalibus' as some do, but require a quantity… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
I've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want… — Edward Elric Copy Share Image
When I got up this morning the sea was full of sun pennies - and now it all seems to be covered… — Mary Ann Shaffer Copy Share Image
I don't want you to think that I'm up late reading a stack of Spider-Man comics and eating a tray of lemon… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“People say that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is why unsolicited advice should be left to the… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health. — Maud Grieve Copy Share Image
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico. — LIZ Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as reconstituted lemon juice, only reconstituted taste buds. — Bert Greene Copy Share Image
“when life give me a lemon, i make myself an iced tea. mixed it up, it became my favorite” — Ayet Lee Cyrus Windwalker Copy Share Image
