When life throws you lemons throw them back and ask for chocolate instead. — Dayna Cooper Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, don't make a lemonade, be original and eat them by itself.” — Catherine Copy Share Image
Beetroot, garlic, lemon ... and buy a bottle of olive oil. All these things are very critical. — Manto Tshabalala-Msimang Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, you squirt them in the eye, than yell that you wanted limes! — Amanda Day Copy Share Image
My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you get given lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it... — Grace Davies Copy Share Image
We are the only species of mammal that doubts our ability to give birth. It's profitable to scare women about birth. But… — Ina May Gaskin Copy Share Image
I am like a lemon. I'm pressed for more juice. When I have fun, there's still juice. I am not dried up. — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, you are supposed to make lemonade. But what if you don't want to ruin that perfectly good… — Kim Copy Share Image
“I been thinken'. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!! get mad! I dont want your damn lemons! demand to see… — Cave Johnson Portal 2 Copy Share Image
If you could learn how to make a perfect lemon tart then you got a story. If you don't feel like that,… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka,… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
Meyer lemons are a splurge, but they're so wonderful. You could make a Meyer lemon curd or a jam. You could make… — Dorie Greenspan Copy Share Image
Ever come home and found your room messed up? Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "clean" it, and suddenly… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I don't really have any different cravings from the ones that I had before. I've always liked food that is not good… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
My father – who I know is up there right now, with a big pot of gumbo, he’s got a lemon meringue… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
“When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift.” — Patrick Schell Copy Share Image
“when life gives you lemonade make lemons cause life will be all like what” — Modern Family Copy Share Image
Exploiting the stupidity of the American voter is fun and easy: kinda like squeezing a lemon. — Jonathan Gruber Copy Share Image
A Persian's heaven is eas'ly made: 'T is but black eyes and lemonade. — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!” — Suzanne Sweeney Copy Share Image
Life is what you make it. When life throws you lemons, make Sprite — Akussung Kenneth Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons... You put them in your shirt to make your boobs bigger... LOL :D — Lemonade Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons…find someone you despise and squirt them in the eye — Anonymous Copy Share Image
