This is kind of weird, but I eat lemons with salt as snack. They're so good! — Becky G Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, make applejuice, and leave the world wondering how you did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got?” — Carmen in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons make orange jucie and leave people wondering how the fuck you did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An arrogant man is only showcasing his vulnerability. When life offers you lemon, add sugar and change it to lemonade. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wear scarlet! Tear the green lemons off the tree! I don't want to forget who I am, what has burned in me,… — Denise Levertov Copy Share Image
“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Is there a fire, to light up all my desires. I guess there's water though, to all the lemons I throw ,… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)? — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your eye..the stinging sensation will stop your whining. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What’s lemonade? Something you make out of lemons. And what’s a crusade? Something you make out of crosses—a course of gratuitous violence… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
Hercule Poirot: I am an imbecile. I see only half of the picture. Miss Lemon: I don't even see that. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
And all the world is football-shaped It's just for me to kick in space And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste… — Andy Partridge Copy Share Image
I actually start my day with a cup of warm lemon water with cayenne pepper. It jump-starts your detoxifying system in your… — Vani Hari Copy Share Image
The sun rose yellow as a lemon.The sky was round and blue.The birds looped clear water songs in the air.Will and Jim… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
From the simple stringing together of lemon garlands for the goddess Durga, to dividing the prasadam or blessed foods for the children… — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
I don't see the songs as uplifting, but rather as trying to make lemonade from lemons, or whatever. When I listen to… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
Faced with the almost inescapable conclusion that it had been selling lemons, Nike shifted into make-lemonade mode. Jeff Pisciotta became head of… — Christopher McDougall Copy Share Image
There's lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“The lemons life gave me are stored in a basket. Judgmental people provoke me to bake them into a whipped pie of… — L.A. Nettles Copy Share Image
I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons,make lemonade.Then figure out how to sell it for $5.00 a glass” — John Woodman Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.” — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
When life gives you a lemon, you say "Oh, yeah, I love lemons, what else have you got?" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A red apple isn't red, nor the lemon yellow. The sky is seldom blue, only when it isn't. — Keith Crown Copy Share Image
