Humor Quote by Magan Vernon Download Open image ““When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.”” — Magan Vernon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Life Life Hands You Lemons Life-love-and-lemons Young adult
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“He kissed me with a fire like no other, as if he were afraid breaking the kiss would break us.” — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
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“For now, I'll let you please temporary amnesia," he said and lifted my chin to him. "But I'm never going to forget what it… — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“That's when I caught my first glimpse of Blaine Crabtree. He was sandwiched in between two guys that were laughing at who knows what.… — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“Slowly, I opened my eyes and turned toward the other side of my bed. Damn. For being” — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“I think I should be the one thanking you," he whispered “For what?" I pulled him closer to me. He pushed the hair out… — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“I’m a fan of Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Brunette and doesn’t mind a guy that’s an animal? Hell yeah.” — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“I'm falling in love with you." As the words left his mouth, his lips pressed to mine, giving me the most intense and explosive… — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“Staring into his eyes, I could see they were no longer the color of my nightmares, but more like the color of my dreams.” — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
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