Derp Quote by Tyler Download Open image “When life gives you lemons be a retard and make apple juice :D” — Tyler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Derp Life
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, make applejuice, and leave the world wondering how you did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons make apple juice, its hard to achieve but you can do it.” — Kylie Brooke Gray Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Life Gives You Lemons, Make Grape Juice Then Sit Back And Watch The World Wonder How You Did It. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and ask life what type of lemons those were.” — Rabeh SIddiqi Copy Share Image
Just like cinderella, a dream is a wish your heart makes but my dream is a wish I made on my daily planner..LOL! — Tyler Copy Share Image
My being Simple is what I consider my best asset of being a girl .. I love myself as I am. Boyfriends can come… — Tyler Copy Share Image
When you said you dont want me to call, I never called. when you said I wait, I waited.. when you said do not… — Tyler Copy Share Image
R.I.P Austin, 1996 to 2014. He will forever love Abygail Bushong. Like in the movie 'The Fault In Our Stars', Abygail and Austin had… — Tyler Copy Share Image
A lot of people these days are looking for a relationship that lasts. But we shouldn't be looking for that we should be looking… — Tyler Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, I got nothing man. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for one day just to see how it is to hang out with me. :3 — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Me: okay it's 7am. Me: I should get up. Me:Just Five seconds. Me:Five Hours. Me: Five days. Me: Five years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
I went for an eye test this morning. The optician said to me, You definitely need glasses, mate. How can you tell without even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no distraction to hide what is real… I could pull the steering wheel. — Twenty One Pilots Copy Share Image
I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said: I haven't seen you for years, how are you? Not bad I said, I've got a lovely flat... A fucking flat she interrupted, I've got a three bedroom house with a garden and a garage. Carry on loser. Like I was saying I smiled, I've got a lovely, flat stomached, sexy… — Anonymous Copy Share
That awesome moments when you find a song that you've been trying to find for a really long time. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
“The rare derpicus man is know to live near the himalayas, in a cave made purely of dead weevils. His native tounge is unknown,… — Medic Copy Share Image