Deals Quote by Jack Handey

When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

— Joe Jonas

When life hands you lemons... Throw them at people.

— Aubrey Romeo

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

— Scott Adams

When life gives you lemons, its your choice of how you use them.

— Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

— Bruce Campbell

When life gives you lemons dont make lemonade throw them at someone

— Tamika-leeigh

When life give you lemons you probably just found lemons.

— Anonymous

If life gives you lemons don't make a fucking lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life…

— Peta-Gaye Clark

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

— Colleen Hoover

When Life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes.

— Michael Angelo De Leon

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone

— John Rzeznik

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!

— Bill Watterson