Choke Quote by Scott Adams Download Open image “When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.” — Scott Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Choke Giving Lemon Lemon Eater Lemons Lemons Choke Life Life gives you lemons Stupid Stupid Lemon
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs; Being purg'd, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; Being vex'd, a sea nourish'd with… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I’ve blamed her for all of this, for leaving, for ruining me. And maybe that was the seed of it, but from that one… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
I didn’t realize I was crying until it was time to say the blinding words. ‘I do,’ I managed to choke out in a… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
In Los Angeles, it's like they jog for two hours a day and then they think they're morally right. That's when you want to… — Liam Neeson Copy Share Image
I have always been a big fan of Salman... whenever I see him or meet him, I choke. — Daisy Shah Copy Share Image
Sam, clinging to Frodo's arm, collapsed on a step in the black darkness. 'Poor old Bill!' he said in a choking voice. 'Poor old… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont mistake my kindness for weakness.Ill choke you with the same hands I fed you off with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blood fills my mouth. Fire sears my veins. I choke back a howl. The silver knife slips--the choice is mine. I am death or… — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
Well, that’s just a little hard, since I can’t even talk her into sparing your life, huh? You haven’t exactly endeared yourself to her.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
