“When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back… and add a few lemons of your own.” — Clara deLemos Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If life gives you lemons lets be honest you probably just found lemons” — Kevin Donovan Copy Share Image
If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
Im tired of life handing me lemons without sugar, the cup, spoon, etc. Life you aint shit! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
My father...made us shop at Goodwill. I found things to wear and got Best Dressed (in the yearbook) two years in a… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
I have a green juice in the morning - a big one - with kale, spinach, celery, cucumber, two lemons and lots… — Kelly Gale Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You’ll feel… — Anthony Paull Copy Share Image
In all my work, I try to say - 'You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
On my desk, I always have a lemon or a lime drying. I love the fragrance. Also, a Staedtler eraser, a brush… — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image
If Life Gives You Lemons, Make Grape Juice Then Sit Back And Watch The World Wonder How You Did It. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A lemon can only tell you it's an orange only for so long... The real juice flows when pressure is applied!” — Ana Marie Velazquez Copy Share Image
Then there's your diet. You cut out sugars, fat, soy sauces... anything that's nice. Tea and coffee is replaced by boiling water… — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
There was the blue sky above her and all those many roses, the ones that gave off the scent of cloves in… — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
Palermo was lovely. The most beautifully situated town in the world - it dreams away its life in the Conca d'Oro, the… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Food, like anything else, lives in the physical world and obeys the laws of physics. When you whisk together some oil and… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
The use of neuroscientific data to help resolve phenomenological questions is proving a common theme in much contemporary thinking about the mind.… — David Papineau Copy Share Image
When I go to one of those singles dating parties I believe myself to be a bowl of fruit. When I talk… — Amanda Holden Copy Share Image
“And now I know what to do with lemons. When life gives you lemons, do experience the sour taste. Don't try to… — Sanjana Pandey Copy Share Image
Quantum mechanics is just completely strange and counterintuitive. We can't believe that things can be here [in one place] and there [in… — Seth Lloyd Copy Share Image
“Remember this, for it is as true and true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The… — Ina May Gaskin Copy Share Image
In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home —and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I… — Cave Johnson Portal 2 Copy Share Image
She poured out Swann's tea, inquired "Lemon or cream?" and, on his answering "Cream, please," said to him with a laugh: "A… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
On numerous visits to Manhattan, I have found myself poking around the city trying to find a moment of quiet and once… — Craig Childs Copy Share Image
Death comes to me again, a girl in a cotton slip, barefoot, giggling. It’s not so terrible she tells me, not like… — Dorianne Laux Copy Share Image
Meadowlark Lemon's book Trust Your Next Shot is written by a remarkable person. I have had the pleasure of knowing Meadowlark for… — Lenny Wilkens Copy Share Image
I do feel that if it's not on the page, there's no hope of it getting to the stage. You really can't… — Diane Lane Copy Share Image