Quote by Adam Sessler Download Open image “If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn.” — Adam Sessler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
It's one thing to make lemonade out of lemons, another to proclaim that lemons are what you'd hope for in the first place. — Gary Marcus Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here. — James Brady Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand. — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons don't make a fucking lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life… — Peta-Gaye Clark Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons I say fuck lemonade. Take it with a shot of tequila. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just sent a text and auto-fill changed 'console' to 'condolences' It's too early for subtext... — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
2016...when is that? Will we have flying cars and a cure for procrastination by then? — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
My room smells like chlorine and feels like a Tom Waits song. Which is kinda cool, except I didn't ask for it. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
There's something apropos about announcing a console on a grey, gloomy day that makes me want to stay inside. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
Moments away from starting a new era of E3 coverage for me. I think I have butterflies in my stomach. Or perhaps too much… — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
My wonderful wife is packing my snacks ahead of E3. She's wondering whether this is E3 or some Junior French Legion. Regardless, thank you. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
Hey Game Industry..stop fucking me in the eye today. If you have bad news give it to me during work hours...that's professional. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
