Too early Quote by Adam Sessler

Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my text

— Karu

Very often we write down a sentence too early, then another too late; what we have to do is write it down at the…

— Thomas Bernhard

I'm late to everything. I've always wanted to have it written in my will that when I die, the coffin shows up a half…

— Axl Rose

I love how every time I get a text, it must start with 'Dear Customer'.

— Anonymous

“No condolences will, ever, fill an empty heart.”

— Sarah Adel

I extend my condolences to those who have lost a loved one by saying, Good mourning.

— Rudy Espinoza

Don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text.

— Rakii Retondo

Bitch, don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text.

— Priyanka

Somtimes when I'm texting someone & dont feel like repeating myself I just FWD the message & makesure I delete the date, time &…

— Syoung

“Grief resets the clock of life to before & after.”

— Lynda Cheldelin Fell

Don't text me while I'm texting you, Now I have to change mt text

— Anonymous

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.

— Johnny Vegas