Quote by Adam Sessler Download Open image “Drinks are for closers.” — Adam Sessler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Drinking is a fast-forward button; it makes you feel close to a person so quickly. — Alison Rosen Copy Share Image
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Yeah, there's some unlikely beasts in the world, and it's best to stay near the ones that you've bought drinks for. — Tim Powers Copy Share Image
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart Copy Share Image
If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
Just sent a text and auto-fill changed 'console' to 'condolences' It's too early for subtext... — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
2016...when is that? Will we have flying cars and a cure for procrastination by then? — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
My room smells like chlorine and feels like a Tom Waits song. Which is kinda cool, except I didn't ask for it. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
There's something apropos about announcing a console on a grey, gloomy day that makes me want to stay inside. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
Moments away from starting a new era of E3 coverage for me. I think I have butterflies in my stomach. Or perhaps too much… — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
My wonderful wife is packing my snacks ahead of E3. She's wondering whether this is E3 or some Junior French Legion. Regardless, thank you. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
Hey Game Industry..stop fucking me in the eye today. If you have bad news give it to me during work hours...that's professional. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
