Humor Quote by William Shakespeare Download Open image ““Can no prayers pierce thee? SHYLOCK: No, none that thou hast wit enough to make.”” — William Shakespeare ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Prayer Religion
“And it had come from God, she was certain, for He answered most of her prayers that way. Unobtrusively. Quietly.” — Lawana Blackwell Copy Share Image
“It was as if God had answered a prayer she'd never been bold enough to pray.” — Melissa Tagg Copy Share Image
“When silence is God's only voice, And waiting on Him my only choice, A banner of faith I humbly raise And offer a sacrifice… — Kathy Herman Copy Share Image
“He sent up another silent prayer to wherever desperate prayers go and took the first step toward what he hoped would be salvation.” — Sarah Winter Copy Share Image
“Some prayers will meet with silence but then there is worth in every death.” — Harpreet Singh Nanda Copy Share Image
“Our God, we will trust thee. Shall we not find thee equal to our faith? One day, we shall laugh ourselves to scorn that… — George MacDonald Copy Share Image
“And I understood that I ought not ask for a prayer language until I could ask without making it the test of my entire… — Lauren F. Winner Copy Share Image
Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine, Nor age so eat up my invention, Nor fortune made such havoc of my… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Divers philosophers hold that the lips is parcel of the mouth. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs; Being purg'd, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; Being vex'd, a sea nourish'd with… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I, measuring his affections by my own, Which then most sought where most might not be found, Being one too many by my weary… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Ask God for temp'rance. That's th' appliance only Which your disease requires. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies Which busy care draws in the brains of men; Therefore thou sleep’st so sound. Julius Caesar (2.1.248-251)” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Have you not heard it said full oft, A woman's nay doth stand for naught? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share