Funny Quote by William J. Clinton Download Open image “I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.” — William J. Clinton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Language Marriage Marriage jokes My wife Paragraph Wife Witty
My wife and I had words the other night. . . . . . . . . . Well, I had words; She had paragraphs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I never quite know when I'm not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, "Dammit, Thurber, stop writing."… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
I was married a few times, and one of my husbands was jealous of me writing. — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I was married when I was in my early twenties, and my former husband, an absolutely lovely man, didn't get the writing thing. — Jenna Blum Copy Share Image
Our words had to be circumspect. We could not write anything too negative about our circumstances. This was tricky, since the very form of a married woman's letter needed to include the usual complaints -- that we were pathetic, powerless, worked to the bone, homesick, and sad. We were supposed to speak directly about our feelings without appearing ungrateful, no-account,… — Lisa See Copy Share
She had always wanted words, she loved them; grew up on them. Words gave her clarity, brought reason, shape. — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
I always used to look at books and wonder how anybody could come up with so many words. But my divorce and then falling… — Roger Waters Copy Share Image
“I can’t help but notice that you keep writing love poetry to my wife. Well, you see, I married her, which makes her my… — A.J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
I'm good with words, but not the spoken kind; I've often thought what a marvelous thing it would be if I could only conduct… — Kate Morton Copy Share Image
When personal freedom's being abused, you have to move to limit it. That's what we did in the announcement I made last weekend on… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I take full responsability...for what we did. It was the right thing to do. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Undeniably, character does count for our citizens, out communities, and our Nation, and this week we celebrate the importance of character in our individual lives... core ethical values of trustworthiness, fairness, responsibility, caring, respect, and citizenship form the foundation of our democracy, our economy, and our society... Instilling sound character in our children is essential to maintaining the strength of… — William J. Clinton Copy Share
Even as people take pride in their national independence, we know we are becoming more and more interdependent. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
To build a twenty-first-century economy, America must revive a nineteenth-century habit--investing in the common, national economic resources that enable every person and every firm… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
One of the things that I think we have learned is that we should all be very careful about making predictions about the future. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Only astrophysicists new about the Internet 20 years ago. Today my cat has a website. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Our military superiority is so great - it's far greater than it was in the Gulf War, and the Gulf War was over in 100 hours after we bombed for 43 days. And so now they can bomb for a couple of days and then just roll into Baghdad... The odds are there's going to be a war and it's… — William J. Clinton Copy Share
You know, I've always been really interested in this stuff, and I'm going to read this. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
If you believe in making change from the bottom up, if you believe the measure of change is how many people's lives are better,… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
We [Democrats] have got to be strong. When we look weak in a time where people feel insecure, we lose. when people feel uncertain,… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image