Humor Quote by wildbow
![“And… that’s the last we have in our actual records. […] There’s been more in the last week, I take it?” “More assault and battery,” I said, feeling a touch weary. “Whatever charges come up with the thing at the school. I sort of arranged to have a psychopath kill herself. Um. However you’d charge…” quote by wildbow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/4ac/wildbow-7723_humor_and-that-s-the-last-we-have-in-our-actua_901090.jpg)
““And… that’s the last we have in our actual records. […] There’s been more in the last week, I take it?” “More assault and battery,” I said, feeling a touch weary. “Whatever charges come up with the thing at the school. I sort of arranged to have a psychopath kill herself. Um. However you’d charge putting maggots in someone’s eyeballs. In self-defense.””
![“I'm not sure why we have that [book on weaponry] on the shelves. I'd feel a lot better if we didn't teach our guests a hundred different ways to kill me.” quote by Lindsey Renee Backen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/36b/lindsey-renee-backen-56672_book_i-m-not-sure-why-we-have-that-book-on-we_72156.jpg)
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
