Humor Quote by Victoria Dahl Download Open image ““I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping.”” — Victoria Dahl ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Romance Trouble sleeping
“He’d tried to sleep, too, but that was an elusive bitch who had no use for him tonight.” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Stop using him, and start protecting him. I know he thinks he doesn't need it, but sometimes he does. Sometimes we all do.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“It had been hard for months. Sleep would curl slowly around him while he was reading a book, sleep would trick him that he… — Catherine O'Flynn Copy Share Image
“But he couldn't work every hour of the day. Maybe he could find a way to run into her again.” — Melissa Jagears Copy Share Image
“We don't need to have sex. There are other things i can do to help you sleep.” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“We just went out for dinner. We didn't participate in a Roman orgy, I swear.” — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“Yes," she spat. "I am quite picky. Often I like my seductions to consist of more than 'Hallo there. are to spread your knees… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“He pushed up a little, raising his head to look into her eyes. After a moment, weariness settled into his features. "It's too late… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“Buddies didn't have touchable breasts or intriguing vaginas. Buddies were people you burped around and bragged to about other women.” — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“I'll need hot water for washing." Hart barked. Wellford murmured, "Immediately sir," as he bowed back out the door. He did not say, "Of… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“Of course not," she snapped. "I'm only thirsty. Would you play the gallant and find me a glass of lemonade?" "I assume 'lemonade' is… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“You're walking around here with a smile on your face, Asher. It's freaking everybody out.” — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“Divorce hadn’t devastated her. She’d felt awful for her son, but God, she’d felt free, and she’d hoped that a happy mom was more… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with Mr. Wenner. Despite his… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“On the contrary, I like men. They are polite and helpful and necessary for dancing. And men are so handsome and different , aren't… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“I’ve had a rough six months, okay?” she cried. “Little Blue was my last friend, and frankly the last time his batteries ran out… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image