Happy Mom Quote by Victoria Dahl

“We just went out for dinner. We didn't participate in a Roman orgy, I swear.”

— Victoria Dahl

“Yes," she spat. "I am quite picky. Often I like my seductions to consist of more than 'Hallo there. are to spread your knees…

— Victoria Dahl

“He pushed up a little, raising his head to look into her eyes. After a moment, weariness settled into his features. "It's too late…

— Victoria Dahl

“Buddies didn't have touchable breasts or intriguing vaginas. Buddies were people you burped around and bragged to about other women.”

— Victoria Dahl

“God, she loved a hairy male chest.”

— Victoria Dahl

“I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping.”

— Victoria Dahl

“I'll need hot water for washing." Hart barked. Wellford murmured, "Immediately sir," as he bowed back out the door. He did not say, "Of…

— Victoria Dahl

“Of course not," she snapped. "I'm only thirsty. Would you play the gallant and find me a glass of lemonade?" "I assume 'lemonade' is…

— Victoria Dahl

“You're walking around here with a smile on your face, Asher. It's freaking everybody out.”

— Victoria Dahl

“Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with Mr. Wenner. Despite his…

— Victoria Dahl

“On the contrary, I like men. They are polite and helpful and necessary for dancing. And men are so handsome and different , aren't…

— Victoria Dahl

“I’ve had a rough six months, okay?” she cried. “Little Blue was my last friend, and frankly the last time his batteries ran out…

— Victoria Dahl