Humor Quote by Tom Upton

“I must be shutting up like a telescope.”

— Lewis Carroll

“A policewoman comes up and tells us to move along. “Nothing to see here,” she says. “Not even that stuff you’re looking at.”

— Lincoln Michel

“I’m not a spy. I’m not a cop. All I know is from watching movies and I’m pretty sure if my life depends on…

— Andrew Mayne

“But there was not a police car in sight. Sure, Tracy thought in disgust. They’re never around when you need them.”

— Sidney Sheldon

“I wish there were a way to see through walls. Oh yeah, there is—windows.
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— Jarod Kintz

“again, I look toward the distant skyline. For a moment, I can't quite work out what's different, but finally I realize that there's no…

— Amy Cross

“I like people. I like watching them. It's just I'd prefer to do it from a mile away using very poweful binoculars.”

— Geraldine McCaughrean

“What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows.”

— John Green

“In the first place, you can't see anything from a car.”

— Ed Abbey

“Looking for aliens? The sun is also an alien, and every morning when you open your curtains, you see this curious visitor from 150…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Camera's are everywhere, the walls have eyes the sidewalks have eyes. Nothing completely happens without someone knowing about it.”

— ricky star

“We all have neighbors. Greet them on the sidewalk or in the elevator, but try not to peer through their windows. Windows are to…

— Alexandra Stoddard