Quote by Tom Upton Download Open image ““All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”” — Tom Upton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My idea of being a nice dog stops short of getting murdered for it.” — John R. Erickson Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I think I like dogs more than I like humans. The only time a dog has ever betrayed me... was by dying.” — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
“Just be careful with my damn dog. That animal gets hurt and you and I are having words.” Well,” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“No matter what your sins, if a dog can stand you, there must be some hope left for your soul.” — Beatriz Williams Copy Share Image
“When you are being judged by someone that has no idea who you are always remember this: Dogs always bark at strangers and usually… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Don't live to be judged for what you haven't done. Live to be judged for what you have done.” — Stephen Richards Copy Share Image
“Dogs aren’t my thing. I hate dogs. And if this one was dumb enough to sacrifice itself for me, hallelujah. I kept running. After… — A&E Kirk Copy Share Image
“The dog looked up in entreaty. Liquid brown eyes begged: Take me with you. I’ll be good. Oh, the lies that dogs told.” — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
“It is better to give your path to a dog than to be bitten by him, contesting for the right.” — Abe Lincoln Copy Share Image
Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor? — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“the landing the old man started to murmur, “Cold, cold water,” but neither one of us took much notice. “You know I nearly got… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.” — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.” — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.” — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket. — Tom Upton Copy Share Image