Humor Quote by Tite Kubo

“Almost nothing is as dull as guys who pretend to be soccer experts, they're almost as dull as the poetry ones. All this crazy…

— Martinus Hendrikus Benders

I love how the soccer guys just fall when they get kicked and go baby crying.They try to explain to the referee like he's…

— Pablo Francisco

“Soccer is a simple game its the players that make it complicated”

— Willie Watson Mancheser United

“There ain't enough happens in soccer. It's like watching twenty-two hair models kick a ball around for what seems like six months and then…

— Warren Ellis

What happens is once you start to understand football, you realise that it's not just about the physical side of the game and chasing…

— Shakira

You hear a lot of players say: 'Well, the manager put the ball down and stuck it in the top corner.'... I'm not one…

— Eddie Howe

They have so fundamentally flawed techniques it's ridiculous. They shoot the ball flat. They all stand upright, there's just so many things they do…

— Rick Barry

Niggas wanna kick it but no I don't play soccer

— Lil Wayne

People find it amazing that somebody can't read. It's like not everybody is a David Beckham, not everybody can kick the ball and get…

— Jay Blades

“Some people think football [soccer] is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much…

— Bill Shankly

A man is not scared of playing, of having any contact, and you won't shut him down if you kick him - he will…

— Samir Nasri

People just assume, over the years, that soccer players are not too intelligent. As with most assumptions, they're wrong.

— David Beckham