Skip to content

Funny Quote by Tim Vine

“So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And…” quote by Tim Vine
Download Open image
“So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'”

Tim Vine

4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings)

More by Tim Vine

Explore all 69 Tim Vine quotes

More Funny quotes

Browse all 39,345 Funny quotes