Humor Quote by Stephen Dunkley Download Open image ““The problem was, the dodos wouldn't stop breeding”” — Stephen Dunkley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“... how sad I felt about the dodo bird, which became extinct due to its friendly tendency to walk up to human strangers and… — Kathleen Hale Copy Share Image
“Humans, in her experience, were weak and fragile things prone to dying and breeding with about the same frequency.” — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“In spite of all the farmer's work and worry, he can't reach down to where the seed is slowly transmuted into summer. The earth… — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
“That didn't last long, of course. "Oh Bartimaeus, could you just irrigate the Fertile Cresent?""Could you just divert the Euphrates HERE and HERE?""Look, while… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
“They would be even more powerful if that pox epidemic hadn’t flattened their birthrate and made them so desperate for a new gene pool… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“The imagination, like certain wild animals, will not breed in captivity.” — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“Birth control was frowned upon by the people in Envy and elsewhere. After so much of the human race had been destroyed, it was… — Joss Ware Copy Share Image
“Farming, I discovered, is a great and ongoing war. The farmers are continually fighting to keep nature behind the hedgerow, and nature is continually… — Kristin Kimball Copy Share Image
“it did no good to brood on lost battles and roads not taken. That” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
