Add Quote by Stephen Colbert

Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes.

— Lipman Bers

Math jokes arent funny, nothing about math is funny, math is a sin(e).

— Ramandeep Singh

A good mathematical joke is better, and better mathematics, than a dozen mediocre papers.

— John Edensor Littlewood

Gov. Romney has called for $5 trillion of tax cuts that he says he's going to pay for by closing deductions. The math doesnt work.

— Barack Obama

Look, this is a man, he's got great numbers. He talks about numbers. I'm beginning to think not only did he invent the Internet,…

— George W. Bush

Romney is not funny. When he tries to be, it often comes across as awkward.

— Ana Navarro

I personally - if I were designing the tax code - would have a tax code in which Mitt Romney paid more than 13…

— Anonymous

Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax,…

— Jay Leno

I like to say I'm more conservative than Goldwater. He just wanted to turn the clock back to when there was no income tax.

— Pete Seeger

“LOTTERY TICKET: a voluntary tax paid by people who are extremely bad at math.”

— Roy H. Williams

I don't think Mitt Romney is a smart person. I never have thought he was a smart person. But the Mormons are very smart…

— Donald Trump

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

— David Burge