Inspirational Quote by Stephen Colbert Download Open image “Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.” — Stephen Colbert ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Inspirational Love Oil War
The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Because we have more women in power now, frankly we are less likely to go to war. It's not in our nature really. — Phoebe Fox Copy Share Image
If women ran the world, there wouldn't be any wars, but there would be entire nations that wouldn't speak to each other. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war...just couple of nations not talking with each other. — Mohammed Bhat Copy Share Image
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war. — Carrie Snow Copy Share Image
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oil production affects gender relations by reducing the presence of women in the labor force. The failure of women to join the nonagricultural labor… — Michael L. Ross Copy Share Image
If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Believe in me, cause I don't believe in anything, and I wanna be someone to believe. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that.… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.” — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
We talk to God--that is prayer; God talks to us--that is inspiration. — H. Emilie Cady Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just understand that the good that you want is already here. All you have to do is get in harmony with it. And you… — Bob Proctor Copy Share Image
“If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders. Instead, teach them… — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
